Imitation of Life

the problem with eldritch horrors, yer basic eldritch horror problem, is they stick out like a sore thumb in the sleepy new england towns the control from the depths. The solution? Pseudopeople!

grown from the finest protoplasm and convincing almost 80% of the time, they let the average bloated tentacled monstrosity control it's cultists in nice warm anonymity. Ask for them by name.

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